Lights camera fiend transcript

faceless fiend: abandon this production of face my wrath!

rip banning: here you go guys security's been tight today because of unusual circumstances.

Jessica: oh well thanks old peter!

rip banning: anytime I'm sure they're waiting for you all in the studio.

Christopher: well that's just great we lost our stuntmen!

Cindy: well guys we've got to cancel the movie premier now!

Jessica: you can't Cindy!

Christopher: oh yes she can Jessica!

Bruce: we've been warned by the faceless fiend!

Steven: FACELESS FIEND?!

Bruce: sadly yes it appears the ghost of rip banning haunts the BC studio so we can't direct the movie called "horror at the house of horror"!

Jessica: then we'll fill in as your new recruit!

Steven: what?! no way!

Cindy: these costumes will make you look the part in no time!

Steven: no no no no no no no no

Geneva: but Steven you look great in this blue certainly doesn't cramp your style!

Steven: I'm not worried about cramping my style I'm worried about breaking my neck!

Steven: but still don't want to do it!

Jessica: never thought I'd see someone jump a shark.

faceless fiend: abandon this film or face my wrath!

Jessica: what's wrong chip?

chip: what's wrong? what do you think's wrong?! look at my face! my beautiful face!

{Cindy tastes the make-up to find Jalapeno in it}}

Cindy: Jalapeno!

chip: I'm allergic to Jalapeno! that's it I quit!

Bruce: you can't walk off this movie we've got a contract!

chip: contract or no contract I'm done!

Bruce: In this scene you'll cross the bridge while being attacked by an angry swarm of bees.

Bruce: and remember to act scared.

Christopher: and action!

Jessica: that bee suit won't protect William for long come on!

Bruce: you'll be fine there's first-aid ointment in the security office.

Jessica: what would old peter be doing with pictures of rip?

Cindy: I have a feeling we'll get that answer when we capture Mr. faceless fiend himself.

Cindy: is there a plan b?

Jessica: yeah run!

everyone: BRUCE MAFFIT?!

Bruce: I wanted to get out of directing this awful movie called, horror at the house of horror.

Christopher: I forgive you 'cause I was in on your plan.

Cindy: I was also in on it.

Christopher: and we wouldn't have succeeded without my meddling team.